Glitter Lung and Facetom of the Opera

As you may or may not have noticed, Jenanigans lives in Minnesota and Kelsery lives in Iowa (for now).

This is unfortunate.

There is a light (*singing* over at Frankenstein's place!!!) in this otherwise dark time, however: it makes the great Jenanigans & Kelsery reunion quite the event.
Last night myself, that is Jenanigans, and her delicious droog, that is Kelsery, reunited (*singing* and it feeeeeels so gooood!!!) in the motherland. After much discussion as to what audio/visual entertainment would occupy our attention during arts and crafts time at my parents' house, we settled for a horror flick...I'm sure you're shocked.

Oh, it was a good time.

Side note: If you haven't seen The Orphanage, shame on you. Go rent it and fix yourself. Get over the fact that it's in Spanish and there are subtitles, exercise your presumably literate mind and read them. You'll be fine.

Anyhow, amongst the virtually innumerable ridiculous and otherwise hilarious exchanges of dialog that occurred of the course of the evening, Kelsery made extra special note of the following:

'Anigans: I was there! *points to picture in decimated reference book*
'Lsery: Where?
'Anigans: The Opéra national de Paris.
'Lsery: Oh. Is that where... Hunch... Quasi... no... The face-tom... uh...
'Anigans: The Hunch Facetom of the Opera? Yeah. *giggle giggle*
'Lsery: Hunch Face. *giggle* HUNCH ASS. *giggle giggle*

The whole evening then lead up to Kelsery's Facebook status and amazing comments thereafter:

Kelsey spent the greater part of this evening inhaling glue fumes while Jenna set things on fire. Yeah. We're the types of girls you wanna do arts & crafts with.

10 hours ago · Comment · · Remove Tag

Tim

With that hype it had better be the best damned macaroni picture ever.

10 hours ago ·

Kelsey

Oh, you don't even know, Tim. If my eyelids weren't glued shut right now I'd be crying, that's how awe-inspiring it is. I'm getting all choked up just thinking about it. No wait - I'm just choking. I guess a bad case of glitter lung will do that to you.

10 hours ago ·

Tim

Is glitter lung a legit medical condition? I have a feeling...

10 hours ago ·

Kelsey

Yeah, me too. How sad... yet how sparkly!

10 hours ago ·

Tim

I want my tombstone to read "how sad... Yet how sparkly!"

10 hours ago ·

Kelsey

Well you'll just have to spontaneously combust one of these days and I shall see to it that this happens.

10 hours ago ·

Tim

Pardon my tits, but that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

10 hours ago ·

Kelsey

Well pardon MY tits, but I'll do anything for a friend! Except remove scorch marks from carpets. So plan ahead and do it somewhere with an easy to clean surface. I'm thinking kitchen sink here personally, but hey - it's YOUR special moment!

9 hours ago ·

Jenna

Pardon *MY* tits, but Kelsey really wouldn't remove the scorch marks from the carpets...Scorch marks just like the ones she left on my heart when she choose her glue addiction over me. My hobbies may require playing with some fire, but Kelsey's the one that burned me...

3 hours ago · ·

Kelsey

Sorry, baby, but in the immortal (and slightly mangled) words of Blue Oyster Cult: I'm livin' for givin' my J'Pie her dues, but I'm burnin' I'm burnin' I'm burnin' for glue.

3 hours ago ·

Jenna LOL...

Yeah, I got nothin. Hahahaha

39 minutes ago · ·

Kelsey

Well BOTH of you pardon my tits, but I just think it needs to be said how fantastic we all are. I mean will you just look at this conversation? My God! Sensational work, gang.

22 minutes ago ·

Jenna

I'm probably going to blog about this. Haha

4 minutes ago · ·

*singing TOGETHER WE'RE INVINCIBLE!!!*

Didn't catch all the references? It's OK. I won't tell anyone...Maybe.

A Clockwork Orange

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Reunited, by Peaches & Herb

Invincible, by Muse

Burnin' for You, by Blue Oyster Cult

Hey look! A dog and a frog!